waffle fist

a hand brace worn to heal drunken accidents. looks like a big plastic waffle. gives the user special powers of alcohol consumption.

wes cullinane has one after a drunken mistake, and has to wear it for the rest of his life cause he fucked up his habd again.

by StiZOne April 10, 2003

twat waffle

a useless human being. (non gender specific) the kids are saying this nowadays instead of douche bag.

Jeremy, stop being such a twat waffle.

by Sacul Iksok October 11, 2007

limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.

"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"

by erectilehubrus October 10, 2017

Wet waffle

When a sweaty anus is placed upon an unsuspecting nose for any duration of time.

DJay passed out from too much fireball, with his shoes on. So I wet waffled him.

by Waffle king May 18, 2019

Spanish Waffle

The act of performing numerous sexual acts that are usually degrading to one or multiple of the participants.

Samuel, Betty, and Drew, performed a spanish waffle last night that resulted in samuel bleeding out of his anus and betty lying on the floor in tears.

by The True GalASSo July 4, 2010

Stud Waffle

An incredibly hunky or attractive man. Possessing desirable physical and social characteristics. A true man's man who is still capable of chivalry and taking care of a woman's needs.

Wow that guy over there is such a Stud Waffle. I bet he will show me a good time and remember to call me back.

My boyfriend is so lame... I need to go find me a Stud Waffle like Colin.

by Trogthemanchild June 9, 2009

Waffle Hut

A place to meet and eat.

(Gawain MacSam) I can't believe you brought yo bitch to the Waffle Hut.
(Garth Pancake) What?
(Gawain MacSam) I can't believe you brought yo bitch to the Waffle Hut.

by Calvin Parry October 7, 2008