upper school crush

This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you

"Kurt used to be my upper school crush"

by Biggiereds June 22, 2023

Upper Storey

Noun - The brain; one's ability to think, understand, and rationalize.

Origin:
The head or brain, as in He's not all there in the upper story. This expression transfers the literal sense of a higher floor in a multistory building to the top portion of the human body. Richard Bentley used it in A Dissertation on the Epistles of Phalaris (1699), where he compares a man with "brains ... in his head" to a man who has "furniture in his upper story."

1. There is something wrong with her upper storey!
2. Sorry for that man, My upper storey is not great right now.

by sharerainbows March 9, 2023

Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.

I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom

by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024

upper favors

Upper Favors: when a girl gives a guy oral sex, or let her fuck on top.

Guy: hey can you give me a upper favors?
Girl: sure! Can I be on top?

by Fhsbridnw June 8, 2024

Upper shilly doo

The process of pooping in a condom and putting it in the water tank of a toilet

I just did a upper shilly doo

by MasterOfShillies June 10, 2024

upper shilly doo

An upper shilly doo is the process of taking a shit in a condom and putting it in a toilet tank.

I just took an upper shilly doo in the school toilet.

by LachlanDeGoat June 12, 2024

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024