thunder cunt

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.

Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.

Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick

by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007

thunder

slang term for heroin

Thunder is pure evil.

by valoem February 6, 2005

thunder dumpling

When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.

Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.

by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011

thunder and lightning

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy while she has a vibrator in her ass.

First time doing a thunder and lightning last night, I never wanted it to end!

by sweetleilehua March 31, 2015

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.

That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009

chicken tender

a girl who is under the age of 18 but looks of that to be older. a.k.a. jailbait.

check out that chicken tender. she's fucking fine but fuck her and you'll get time!

by andy sanchez October 7, 2004

Black Thunder

a noun used to describe an african-american who is really good at sex; also another term to describe Rachelle

A: "How was last night?"
R: "Amazing! He was a black thunder for sure."

by A-GATOR February 24, 2008