Turkistan

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."

by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023

Turkish Plunger

When the man is on his hands and knees and the woman is behind him with her tongue in his ass while giving a double KnuckleShuffle handjob, looking like she's trying to pry a plunger off her face.

I got a Turkish Plunger last night from that girl at the bar.

by Demguys October 21, 2023

turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!

Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 9, 2024

Tulkin

He is quiet but deadly, so to say, he might seem innocent, but he has his way with the ladies. He is somewhat of a galactic player. He does not let social constructs get in his way; married woman or not, he does not care. He is Tulkin, the woman fondler.

He is being a Tulkin taking all the girls.

by Educatedgs December 7, 2023

turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023

Turkish Dance

When two men decide to dance naked after eating a big plate of kebab.

Ey Mehmet, let’s turkish dance after dinner.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

turkish thank you

The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick

David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date

by Dannydaddy March 28, 2024