Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.
In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.
by james savik February 1, 2008
Get the mall trollmug. A troll that spends it's time trollbaiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent of wasting the time of others
For instance a Cannibal Troll could post something like this
("Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work") He would do this purposely to attract trolls and feed of there negative comments. For every troll that pays attention to a Cannibal Troll another innocent bystander go's unmolested.
("Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work") He would do this purposely to attract trolls and feed of there negative comments. For every troll that pays attention to a Cannibal Troll another innocent bystander go's unmolested.
by Luke_Dude July 10, 2010
Get the Cannibal Trollmug. A person who has made a fake account on the application Kik, too seduce and troll someone. For the most part they disguise themselves as young, attractive teenagers, until later, in a sexual exchange of pictures, they might reveal their true identity.
by Zaev Tech April 18, 2014
Get the kik trollmug. A person who is incapable of rational thought but feels the need to post trump propaganda without any ability to check it fir factuality. Will defend position with cursing and threats. Displays ignorance, racism and disdain for humanity.
Blames their life problems on liberals and immigrants, esprcially people of color.
Blames their life problems on liberals and immigrants, esprcially people of color.
by robgobblin February 10, 2019
Get the trump trollmug. Occurs when you attempt to click a link on a loading website, but are sent to an unwanted location mid-click as the layout of the website changes.
Kid 1: "Uh, dude, why are you looking at denture adhesive products?"
Kid 2: "Nah man, I was trying to click the home button when I got load trolled."
Kid 2: "Nah man, I was trying to click the home button when I got load trolled."
by kapitano September 6, 2013
Get the load trolledmug. A troll channel is a channel on youtube or like websites that belongs to an internet "troll" (someone who purposely posts offensive comments for the sole purpose of their own amusement)
These are examples of some things a troll might say:
*"I hate all *insert offensive racial slurr here* because they *insert false stereotype here*"
*"Butt sex is illegal, because it goes against my religion."
*"She's a prostitute whore."
(notice how none of these statements are based on any form of intelligence.)
A troll channel will often include offensive, racist, sexist, homophobic, lude, or sexual videos.
A troll's favorite thing to do is spam.
These are examples of some things a troll might say:
*"I hate all *insert offensive racial slurr here* because they *insert false stereotype here*"
*"Butt sex is illegal, because it goes against my religion."
*"She's a prostitute whore."
(notice how none of these statements are based on any form of intelligence.)
A troll channel will often include offensive, racist, sexist, homophobic, lude, or sexual videos.
A troll's favorite thing to do is spam.
by Urnameisalreadybeingused January 11, 2009
Get the troll channelmug. A creature that comes and lives on your couch. They will steal internet, food and blankets. They will come and go as they please, but they're most likely to be found on your couch in the summer months.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Person 1: 'Where have all our blankets gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
by Charlie82 January 17, 2011
Get the Couch Trollmug.