tool bag 

Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.

Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life

tool bag by Bill O'Donnell January 16, 2009

tool bag 

The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.

"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"

tool bag by mikeymike4g63 January 14, 2008

tool time 

Slang for smoking cheapo marijuana. Comes from the practice of Mexican construction workers hiding in the tool shed while getting high.

"Hey Pancho man, I need a little tool time, chico!"

tool time by papafunk April 7, 2005

tool shed 

A place where tools like to frequent.

I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.

tool shed by tankboy September 28, 2005

tool-sniffer 

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.

Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.

tool-sniffer by PTL April 25, 2006

Tool Shop 

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

Tool Shop by not a chance man September 19, 2009

Tool Status 

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

Tool Status by alexblanch April 13, 2010