A nickname a guy gets when he has such small dick that it can't ever get hard because it is too tiny. When a girl runs into a tiny Toni they want to get out of the situation immediately and never talk to the guy again. Typically a sign of a Tiny Toni is when they act like a complete asshole to everyone for no reason, because they are sexually frustrated with how small their dick is.
When the girl tried to give the guy a handy, she realized her small hands were too big to doing anything with it, so she identified him as Tiny Toni.
by ZZZZZZZZZZZZ&CCCCCCCCCC June 4, 2017
Get the Tiny Toni mug.A greasy Tony is when a guy sticks his dick in old fry oil and plays bongos with his penis on his partner's cheeks
Jim: hey I just gave Samantha a greasy Tony in the Wendy's bathroom
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
Dave: is that the Korean ladyboy
Jim: yup it took two napkins to get the grease off
by Psychedelic_samuel June 26, 2017
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by Tilted Trog November 7, 2017
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by Lizard11 February 21, 2017
Get the Toni Mahfud mug.When six or more Italian fucks line up in a line and penetrate one another's assholes until finally connecting into one continuous ring. Then they begin to run as fast as they can, spinning in a circle. In this circle they pour gasoline on the person in front of them, and then light it on fire, and see who can reach orgasm before they burn to death
by Ryan_salerno May 30, 2016
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Get the tony's girlfriend mug.Making yourself a sneaky packed lunch using the contents of a hotel buffet breakfast to save a few quid. Works especially well in ski resorts.
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