Toilet Sync

Going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day.
dude I keep running into Toni in the toilets. We must be in toilet sync!
by DanStar August 05, 2009
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The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
by K.R. Prown February 09, 2010
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toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!
Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?
by toilet wand February 04, 2022
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Toilet Talk

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.
Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023
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toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them
by lunar shadows September 24, 2004
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toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"
by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 07, 2006
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Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.
"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"
by Steve Nurse February 08, 2006
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