Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but but you wouldn't stick your dick in her. (IE crazy or daddy issues)

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is def a toaster.

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021

Toaster

To be a fan of and or listening to “The Toast” every morning. To know what is the Turdy Lou.

Are you a toaster? Yes I am…Turdy

by Stassilynn October 5, 2023

toaster

a shitty video camera

“Yo dawg that video is fake af, if it were real it wouldn’t have been filmed with a f’n toaster” *lights heater*

by TheMidas August 17, 2022

my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘

toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)

by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025

2 slice toaster

a toaster that toasts 2 pieces of bread at one time. Did you really have to look this up though?

I put the bread in the 2 slice toaster

by MarthaDonut April 18, 2017