throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

Cambodian throat punch

When your Cambodian boyfriend gets a stiffy and extends past the 1 inch mark, bruising your throat.

Alternatively, any hummer that results in neurotic flesh in your throat.

Did you hear about Jason's girlfriend Emma? After he gave her a Cambodian throat punch, she had to have throat surgery.

by Sir cuckstein December 9, 2019

Ice cream throat

When you experience a painful sensation after eating or drinking something cold too quickly.

I shouldn't have drank that Slurpee too quickly; now I have ice cream throat!

by Chickletv2 June 2, 2020

Back Throat Cunty

The act of someone talking shit, throwing shade and/or dissing eachother about one another; generally predominant among women, about women.

Get a couple of cocktails into those chicks and guaranteed they will become super back throat cunty about one another.

by Jeannie602 November 22, 2019

Throat-Faced Brother

It is the type of brother you do not want at your slumber party. Additionally, these people shower with their dog, cut carrots with their teeth and spit them into salad, and make loud cackling noises when they laugh.

Get your throat-faced brother out of my party!

by Fartin' Martin December 10, 2013

DEEP THROAT APOTOMUS

The deepest of all deep throaters, a common insult used in a male shit talking contest usually ending the battle. also the grimyiest nastyiest most diabolical of all cock juggling cum guzzling and lip lickin cock sucker

i might be a cock juggling thunder cunt but your a deep throat apotomus

by shit talking KING!! February 5, 2010

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009