lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

Evil chair king

The undeniable leader to a page army of 8 year olds with a few other age groups in there as well this army is organized into a monarchy which goes the king the kings assistant then the lead guard then the lead military commander then the evil to your kids the Kings assistant helps you make decisions the lead guard leads the guards lead military commander commence the military the evil chair kids also assist commanding the military and the guards

A Evil chair king King rules over a group of people.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

Gay Musical Chairs

A party game in which one member is selected to be "The Gimp". The Gimp leaves and locks himself into a side room. The remaining members play musical chairs with the traditional rules. However, the loser of the round must leave the main room and be locked into the Gimp's room for ten minutes.

Wanna play some Gay Musical Chairs

by The Lord Of The Weebs January 4, 2016

The Sandy Rocking Chair

A sexual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their anus facing upwards towards the ceiling. The second person progresses to place their anus over person 1, in a scissor like affect. Then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their anus, during this process they are also defecating. The faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough "sandy" effect to the friction amongst the people.san

"Jeez that Sandy Rocking Chair yesterday sure made a mess"

"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"

by MuntedRandy August 14, 2016

undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.

At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.

by RustyRunner February 15, 2018