Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.

"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."

by Sajuco August 11, 2013

The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.

I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.

by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

toilet water

what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them

SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!

by lunar shadows September 23, 2004

Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006

toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

Toilet Boy

The kid who always puts his hand up in the middle of class and asks,
"Sir/Miss, can I go to the toilet?"
To which the teacher answers,
"Why didn't you go before the lesson?"
To which he replies,
"I didn't need to go then"
Eventually they have to let him go otherwise he'll wet himself.

Usually there's nothing wrong with this kind of thing, but to be classed as a Toilet Boy you have to do this more or less all the time.

Man, that Billy always needs a pee in the middle of the lesson. He's such a Toilet Boy.

by scribblersam May 15, 2010