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Shrekking

When a Gabe plays red rocket with several donkeys, and stores the semen for breakfast protein shakes
Gabriel usually goes ham when he is on a shrekking spree, sometimes making enough to share with his bros
by MoneyDaPants July 2, 2018
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Shrek

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019
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shrek

finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.
yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf
by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020
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Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
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shrek

a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum
wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek
by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021
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