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The Fuckin' Man 

My boy Jeff. He be the fuckin' man.
He's the Fuckin' Man! He's just like Jeff!
The Fuckin' Man by T-Daddy December 11, 2003

The Saddest Man Alive 

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.
Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.

The Candy Man

Nick-name for Michael Olowokandi
The Candy Man by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004

Back in the saddle man 

after ages of not getting any action, a women gets a date with the first wo/man she meets and sleeps with him or her and then never sees them again. any bloody bloke that comes along first, that ur neva goin 2 c again
person a- when did u last fuck someone
person b- millenium new years party
person a- u know wot u need, a back in the saddle man

crotch of the old man 

He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.

The Big Man 

An annoying wannabe who tries to dominate activities and conversations. This person thinks that they are better than anyone else. Referred to at Wilmette Junior High School by Harry J. and Jason K.
Will R. thinks he is the big man!
That guy on CYA thinks he is the big man