knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty January 23, 2012

Biting the Knife

"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.

"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."

by leavingamark January 08, 2023

Bob is pro at fork knife

It’s a word from back in 890 dc it meant I god is good god is great god is goooodddd glizzy

Bob is pro at fork knife he can eat steak like pros

by Bob is pro fork knife February 26, 2022

Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

by MaximusA April 09, 2019

Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.

“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.

by EvilDude628 January 30, 2024

knife kink

knife kink is when you act up and get a arouse by look-in at thy knife

"I am going a date with this girl." says linda
"oh who with?" says eric
"this girl named eno she has knife kink." said linda in a moaning tone
"yes I hope you 2 get marryed!" said eric

by lucyisademon January 14, 2024

knife kink

Purrrr hey Viv

I will be Zoe’s baby #knifekink
My girlfriends name is candice #knife kink

by ChrisXzoesbaba July 02, 2021