The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper March 1, 2011
Get the Arse Jammug. When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
by osan January 9, 2020
Get the Circuit-jammedmug. Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!
Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023
Get the Yesterday's Jammug. by DaveDuke June 2, 2015
Get the Cracker Jammug. its jam in the middle
by I just cry July 20, 2021
Get the Jam in the middlemug. by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 6, 2005
Get the jam-ciclemug. HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...
by happyjappy June 13, 2008
Get the ear jammug.