covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Test Rape

The act of a test or quiz in school raping you.

Wow...that was brutal. I gotta sue for Test Rape now.

by asdsaedsadsa November 21, 2013

Test tickle

The act of tickling someone in their testicles or balls

When he has sex with me, he loves Test Tickles

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 5, 2019

Shake Test

Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.

A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.

Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.

Goal: keep them spinning!

Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.

by J Chill April 9, 2010

Johnny Test

Johnny Test is such a good friend of mine. He sucks at pool, loves trail mix, and is hilarious. He also goes by John Cena. He is weird and wants to drop out of college because he is giving up. Tell him not to. He also is a momma's boy and a pussy. He won't let people play on his phone or use any of his items. He is super stingy with money. He has many friends.

Johnny Test, I don't want you on my pool team, you suck!

by Yinz November 8, 2022

Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019