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The Media

Is trying to break people, Chat. See, the conclusion is always the exact opposite of what is actually the case.
Hym "So, I'm watching this video about the Knights Templar and how they have ties to the pirates and how it can be traced to modern politics and the conclusion he draws is that the Templars are trying to get revenge for the persecution of men who value intellect and science... But really it's the persecution of fat-cocks. The conclusion is always the exact opposite of reality. They were demonized during the Roman Empire and historically for fucking all of the women and then they installed the fat-cock dictatorship and society collapsed. And now... The Media is doing this to me for crying Fat-Cock dictatorship. Likely at the behest of the government. The got the celebrities in on it. All to defend their solipsistic fat cock incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
mugGet the The Mediamug.

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there is no way. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY YOU ARE SO BORED THAT YOU COPIED THE URL OF ONE OF THE GIFS ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST
hey bro check out this funny gif media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webp
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024
mugGet the media3.giphy.com/media/iEivb6DyFoJJm/100.webpmug.

social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016
mugGet the social media singlemug.

Media

I need to post on social media about my media problems
by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020
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media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.
You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate
by georg.ws February 1, 2023
mugGet the media-primatemug.

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024
mugGet the matrix mediamug.

Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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