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chotch monkey

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.
by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016
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Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.
by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020
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monkey dicking

When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.
Michael lea, "jeez Ian and Mick have been victim to some monkey dicking in the past".
by Monkey Dicking January 22, 2017
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spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
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Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner
Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey
by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018
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monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
by Young James April 23, 2008
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favela monkey

A derogatory term for Brazilians living in slums
@Gaules so many brazil favela monkeys
by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022
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