Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

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Post kill

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.

Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.

by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011

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killing the zebra

Eating a girl out when she is on her period. (blood on your face resembles that of a lion right after a fresh kill)

"My chick is on her rag." -
"Guess you're gonna be killing the zebra tonight."

by YouGonGetThisDeeeiicckuh. March 9, 2014

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kill ometer

fuck ometer

Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man

by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021

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Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

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