Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

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wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

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Snape Kill

To "Snape Kill" means to kill your former friend/ally or comrade to prove to your loyalty to your dark master so you can continue to be a double agent for the other side

Snape killed Dumbledore to save Potter and prove his false-loyalty to Voldemort

by Trucken_en January 16, 2017

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Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

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winter kill

(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.

Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.

by Red Feather August 1, 2013

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