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cat noir

one sexy motherfucker in the show miraculous ladybug, and doesnt get as much attention as he should get.
person 1: isnt that cat noir from miraculous ladybug?
person 2: poor guys back hurts from carrying the whole fucking show
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cat call

To whistle or yell something sexually suggestive to a stranger, usually in passing. Often this is used by sexually frustrated males as a way of getting attention from females. It is not a recommended method of flattering someone.
"I was minding my own business at a bus stop when some creep shouted 'nice rack' out of his car window at me."
"Eeew, I hate cat calls. I'm so sorry someone made you feel uncomfortable like that."
by chicgeeknicole November 17, 2016
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shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.
Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 14, 2007
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Smurf cat

by KinFiction September 18, 2023
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nyan cat

a looping video of a cartoon cat with a pink pop tart body soaring through space being trailed by a rainbow.

infamous for the looping "nyan" music playing in the background
nyan cat goes

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyannyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

and it goes on and on..
by Cake is not a lie May 12, 2011
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herding cats

The phrase herding cats comes from the common saying that something involving coordination of many different groups or people is as difficult as herding cats. One of the commonly encountered uses of the term in technical fields is the phrase "Managing programmers is like herding cats" or "Managing engineers is like herding cats". In education it would be "Managing students is like herding cats". In reality, it would be "Managing cats is like herding cats." It refers to the individualism common in the stereotypical examples of programmers and domesticated cats. A similar phrase, allegedly of Irish origins, is "Minding mice at a crossroads".
Me: Yo. I was having trouble.
You: So, managing cats was like herding cats?
Cats: Ya!
by catherdmaster January 3, 2009
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Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.
Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub
by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016
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