apple bag

Balls, man sacks

Jake grabbed me so i kicked him in the apple bag!

by jewlz24 May 19, 2015

glove bag

made popular by singer Ke$ha, this means vagina

Boy come on give me rock stuff, come put a little love in my glove bag

by somechick04 March 29, 2010

Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"

Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011

Hobo Bagging

Hobo Bagging

1. To place your alcohol bottle in a brown paper bag.

2. To insult a person of dubious residential status

Are you "Hobo Bagging" that bottle of hooch?

by @JameySuede September 15, 2010

Prune Bag

The male scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack.

Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.

I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.

Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

bag of hurt

Something that is complex and riddled too many issues to be workable. Fraught with uncertainties. A 'do it at your own risk' thing.

Steve Jobs famously called Blu-ray, a bag of hurt when asked if Apple planned to include a Blu-ray drive in their Macs. This was when the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format-war was still unresolved and there was a lot of uncertainty surrounding the technology

1. AMD processors and Hackintosh? That's a bag of hurt.

2. Internet Explorer and CSS 3? That's a bag of hurt.

by Vulturo September 30, 2009

bag of puppies

A fat girl's ass. An ass that seems to jiggle and move like it has a life of its own.

Hank: Hey have you seen Monica lately?
Steve: Yeah, she looks like shit.
Hank: What do you mean?
Steve: She got fat as fuck, her ass looks like a bag of puppies
Hank: I'd still hit it.
Steve: Me too.

by Scuba Steve4235 December 16, 2007