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by AaKdjdjsmDkDkdkd May 16, 2016
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Gateway Date

When a guy hangs out with a girl who is in a relationship in hopes that when or if they break up, she comes to him.
Buddy: I'm going on a gateway date with this girl tonight.
Guy: Oh yeah? So she has a boyfriend?
Buddy: Yeah, but you know she doesn't talk about him at all. I'm pretty sure that means I can slay.
Guy: Alright good luck buddy. Don't get your ass kicked.
by runningddude May 26, 2014
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Dating green

The eco-friendly practice of recycling, or re-dating, former boyfriends/girlfriends, regardless of whether or not it is a terrible idea.
Jane: "Omg, can you believe that Sarah got back together with that jackass, Matt?!"
Melissa: "I know, right!? At least she's thinking of the environment and dating green, though..ha."
by C. Giles October 7, 2009
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Dating Expert

Individuals on Youtube who make money/validation by simply rewording the "numbers game" (just keep asking out) theory . Their "advice" is designed to string you along, with one thing after another, usually to the point of where some advice contradicts the previous.

There are an abundance of self proclaimed "dating experts online" these days.
"Just do these 17 things, now say these 3 magic words, then do these 34 things, and don't forget to subscribe and watch my neverending array of videos, then buy my course, now repeat the process and buy my next course" - Dating expert.
by RoguePoster August 17, 2022
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Dating Score

Dating Score for a Rowdy Gentleman between the ages of 30-40 is similar to golf, but with a handicap of 10. Subtract 10 from the males age and that aged female would be dating par.
Jim is a 35 year old Rowdy Gentleman. He slept with 20 year old Niki last night. His Dating Score was 5 under par!
by HIPSOUTH September 20, 2016
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Date Stopper

A statement said during a date, usually a first or blind date, that for one of the daters instantly assures that there will be no follow up call or second date.
A vegan female asks her blind date, "So, what are some of your hobbies? What do you like to do on the weekends?"

Her male date answers, "Well, I'm an avid hunter. Deer hunting is by far my favorite but I'll pretty much hunt anything in season."

The rest of the evening can vary after a Date Stopper statement, in some cases the date might contiue and end cordially. Other cases may end much more drastically, dramaticly and possibly include a very public spectacle!!! Either way, it's usually the last of any communication between the two
by Guerre July 31, 2012
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Horizontal Date

One-night stand or booty call.

Usually preceeds the "Walk of Shame"
Jennifer: Steve and I had a horizontal date last night.
by eep525 June 14, 2013
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