celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.
by KaleemCat September 5, 2020
Get the National Jewish Bread Daymug. When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot
by Lmpease March 14, 2025
Get the Jewish kike bagelmug. You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Jewish familymug. When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.
by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008
Get the The Jewish Rafielmug. When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".
Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!
by denchr6 May 24, 2024
Get the Jewish half-daymug. by Benneann April 10, 2015
Get the jewish foammug.