Shake Test

Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.

A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.

Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.

Goal: keep them spinning!

Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.

by J Chill April 9, 2010

test lag

The tiring effect of being on a week long Disaster Recovery test being very similar to a 24 hour flight from the other side of the world. Effects are felt for many days.

Dave had to arrive late to work this morning, he was suffering from test lag

by Tom Humphreys January 24, 2007

Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend

"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."

by The one with pie February 26, 2009

Test Rape

The act of a test or quiz in school raping you.

Wow...that was brutal. I gotta sue for Test Rape now.

by asdsaedsadsa November 21, 2013

Test tickle

The act of tickling someone in their testicles or balls

When he has sex with me, he loves Test Tickles

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 5, 2019

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Shredinger's test

A test that fails only due to some circumstances and produces some paradoxes in assumptions about the resolutions.

This test fails once per week. It seems to be Shredinger's test.

by veelenga March 6, 2019