Taking her toothpaste

Taking a girls Oral Virginity. Eating her out for the first time. Oral V sounds like Oral B which is a popular toothpaste brand name.

Yo Brown! Did u take that girls toothpaste last night?

I'm taking her toothpaste tonight!!!

by Dr JJ Smiles December 25, 2008

Tapenga

The Foreskin of a vagina, usually a saggy one.

When Tiffany wears short shorts you can see her tapenga.

by PeriodBoi January 4, 2008

typing

This present participle is reserved for occasions of chatting on Skype, or some other such non-verbal chat medium. In such an instance, it's more appropriate than using the normal conversational verbal processes such as:

"telling", "saying", "talking about", "givin' you a 'shayout'", etc.

You realize you've been saying, "Yeah that's what I was 'telling' you the other night, (via Skype, foo!)

J. Man2999: Aw sheeyit! It's almost 2012! End of the world, clickkk!

P. Jizzy: Yeah, that's what I was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!

J. Man2999: Huh? I don't remember you 'tellin' me that.

P. Jizzy: Yeah, member. We was rippin' Skype up for like three hours. Come on mayne, cay'nt you remember?

J. Man2999: Shittt, son! You mean that's what you was
'typing' me the other night. Yeah, now I remember; seeyin as you're all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!

sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
Schmitty: "Aw yeah, man! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Shaney Shane: "Correction... (pushing up glasses at the other end of the screen conduit) You means, that's what you 'TYPIN' bout, homey.

by Che Boludo September 11, 2011

Taking a Tub

Another way of saying "taking a bath@

"Where are you going?"
"It's been a stressful day, I'm taking a tub, just gonna relax"

by Katman22 July 2, 2016

taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.

Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."

by DanGilbert July 10, 2010

taking the mickey

A less rude way of saying "taking the piss". A joke, not really offensive.

"stop taking the mickey"

by Sabz November 5, 2003

taking it to the face

drinking something, normally alcoholic, quickly.

in the game of beer pong drinking before you shoot this is what is referred to as taking it to the face. taking shots of liquor at a fast pace.

by bri_bitch December 9, 2008