Snake Bombing

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.

"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."

by Holykow February 25, 2010

snake punch

The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.

Brett likes to snake punch his partner before penetrating their anus.

by Zinnian January 21, 2011

Snakes

When a friend of yours is sneaking around undercover with your Ex, Smash piece or friend with benefits with hopes of hooking up with this person without you knowing and denying any details of these arrangements.

Can you believe how shady Ed is, he snakes around with Ashley when we only broke up last week.

by DeezeNutz412 May 25, 2016

snakes with benefits

The word snakes with benefits, or beneficial snakes, refers to a snake. A snake is a deceitful and untrustworthy person who shares private information that is intended to be spiteful or hurt someone. However, a snake with benefits is someone who snakes for good reasons (to get information or warn someone).

"You snake, you leaked to my crush my DM's that I liked her!"
"No, I leaked them for your own good! I'm a snake with benefits!"
"What' do you mean?"
"She likes you too, so when I DM'ed her about you liking her, she realized that you like her! It's called being snakes with benefits-- I be a snake for good intentions."

by brytah January 15, 2017

club snake

Any person who goes 'clubbing' with the intention of ruining someone else's night.

Did you see that club snake spill her drink on Joel? What a fucking whore!

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

trouser snake oil

Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.

Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.

by Patrick Graydon December 9, 2008

What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006