when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
Get the Freshly knit sweater mug.When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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When one's arm hair stands on end when they are cold giving the appearance of wearing a wool sweater.
by abstractgirl03 October 28, 2013
Get the growing a sweater mug.When a woman has her vagina worn to the point where it appears to have folded inside out and has been left like this for some time. Giving it a dark appearance.
by 141ello December 30, 2016
Get the red mexican sweater mug.“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.
Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
by Aantazy January 2, 2018
Get the snake in a turtleneck sweater mug.When Fenty drops a red sweater to the floor on a discord call while his friends are recording, exposing his clenched & rat-nest hemorrhoid-infected buttocks. After falling out with them, the photo is then used as a way to low-blow Fenty whenever he is in an argument.
"Fenty, don't play with me before I make you drop the sweater 6 feet under, so it can be a memory for your dead great-grandmother (I mean father) who got shot up in New York City while suckin' dick in the back seat in 1985, thinking she was Electra from the show Pose."
by janelleshanae November 1, 2022
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- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022
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