bloodhound status 

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.

The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.

bloodhound status by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011

Boner Status 

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

Boner Status by Eeshh December 19, 2011

pimp status 

shit thats awsome

that bling is pimp status

pimp status by joey March 9, 2004

Wizard Status 

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

Wizard Status by J-Darsh March 14, 2009

poopa status 

1. Status of da poopa
2. Extremely gayboy
3. Also see; L2D

A lot of homework is extreme poopa status.

poopa status by BFL April 21, 2005

ninja status 

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

ninja status by JameyB January 15, 2009

babe status 

what you say when you see someone, male or female, that is a total babe.

damn that tyler has babe status

babe status by robyn giraffe mcgeeeeeeee May 7, 2008