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Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn
God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on
by Zerker161 September 3, 2016
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Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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chocolate squats

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!

Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 6, 2017
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squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
She has a squat cobbler fetish.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016
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Demon squat

by James bucklen May 16, 2016
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squat cobbler

Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
by w. munny August 20, 2016
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refugee squat

noun: the act of squatting down low to the ground, tail bone almost touching, knees to chest, to stay cool while waisting time at a refugee camp. spreading legs wide creates room for food preparation or laundry pounding.
I am going to refugee squat while waiting for this bus.

I get the cleanest shirts if they are washed refugee squat style.

At camp we sat in a refugee squat circle telling stories and staying cool from the heat
by Kikimama612 December 9, 2008
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