squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

squat

to crap

man... get outta the bathroom! I gotta take a huge squat!

by steve-o December 5, 2002

squat a lemon

To be hustling drugs

"I ride in the benz but I squat a lemon" --Mac Dre

by d-riv April 13, 2008

Cum Squat

The act of cumming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the anus), thus, performing a cum squat.

Jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a shit as he was cumming, successfully performing a cum squat

by The Little Gnome(s) October 18, 2011

squallies

Underpants, usually of the dirty variety.

'ergh you should have seen his squallies!'

by big chiefff November 14, 2007

squanto

Slang for dank,hash,marijuana,ghanja,reefer,etc.

Yo you got that eighth of squanto yet man?

by ;) April 5, 2003