Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

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This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020

Calgary splash

you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth

CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?

by the cum gun June 16, 2020

Chug Splashing

(past tense: Chug Splashed) Chug Splashing is when you nut so hard that it gets in your mouth.

Bro 1: Hey bro, do you want to go to this cool Mexican restaurant in a bit?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I have a chug splashing sesh in 10 minutes.

by Beefy5Layer March 20, 2024

splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili April 5, 2010

splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.

hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?

by fuckfacekilla January 13, 2009

splash opps

the act of changing down opps on a daily, so much so that you are an elite roadman chinger

jake: yo baz wanna splash opps

baz: yh sure cuz

the gif below shows an actual representation of one splashing a opp

by roadmanchinger69 August 2, 2019

trauma splash

When someone’s current or past trauma has an area-of-effect response in their environment.

Person 1: Did you invite Jane to the party?
Person 2: Yeah, but her trauma splash was so bad it brought down the mood and everyone left.

by drthanos2 February 8, 2023