Platinum Splash

1. An all-encompassing term describing one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases

2. A means by which an individual can announce his or her contraction of one or more sexually transmitted diseases without actually stating what it or they are for privacy

1. Sheila got the platinum splash from her boyfriend

2. Fred decided to tell his parents that he had contracted the platinum splash, rather than endure the pain of explaining that he had both herpes and genital warts

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

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Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

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BG Splash

When vomit uncontrollably spews from an individual's mouth directly onto themself. Preferably infront of the general public.

"Man, Ben blew a huge BG splash all over himself at that party last week... what a pussy."

by Confusticus April 20, 2009

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Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

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seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014

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