Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 25, 2024
when a vegan masturbates
by TheLemonadeStand June 20, 2021
Spank demes are amazing!
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 09, 2017
by InukiSukme July 11, 2021
To correct someones false statement or draw their attention to easily accessible information by emailing them a link to the wikipedia entry. The equivalent of a google slap.
by Alberova June 24, 2010
by Spank Skank August 06, 2021
Spank Daddy is usually a Dominate male that uses spanking for pleasure and punishment on willing adult submissives
by Spank Daddy Canada December 20, 2024