MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

Yank and Spank Foreplay

When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!

“Yo bro Kaeden & Josh are yank and spank foreplaying”

by Ooocaba April 11, 2025

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.

Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!

by gangstah Dan March 7, 2019

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022

sycronized spank

When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.

Me and the boys did a sycronized spank, all that can at once was a little overwhelming

by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018