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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.
Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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spank

bum pr bam
babies get bams on bum or spank for being naughty.
by prooshil August 19, 2022
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turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked
yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!
by turtle spank February 5, 2018
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Spank Bank

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”
by Squid Taco March 30, 2022
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Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
by philmphan July 7, 2023
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air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion
Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder
by pickle doodle May 23, 2018
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