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Spank

This part of the song spank
by Amschel May 11, 2023
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mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.
I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.
by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023
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Spank

“Bro waxing 200 a spank
by Half booty to a spank August 8, 2022
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Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH
DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!
by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011
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barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.
Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.
by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017
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