Sober drinking

Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.

Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.

by Yaas Kween December 22, 2023

Shlerpy Gerper

Shlerpy Gerper is what you would call someone who is subpar in every aspect of life, yet acts as if they're perfect.

Yo Devin, what's up with this average dude bragging like he's the man?

Devin: I'm not sure, dudes a straight Shlerpy Gerper!

Facts.

by lexaproaddict December 23, 2023

Salerno skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you have no clue what the point is.

Did you actually comprehend my feedback? Or did you just Salerno Skim it?

by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024

Sclerangularspaspenalcostosis

The condition of having a white, curved, throbbing, ribbed cock.

I had to switch my jeans back to buttonfly because of my sclerangularspaspenalcostosis.

by El Borak February 9, 2024

sklerblumpfkin

Someone who obsesses over petty things passionately, but selfishly

George is such a sklerblumpfkin he literally measures how many minutes it takes for me to use the bathroom every single time, just so he could dock my pay to the minute.

by Nostradenomina November 13, 2023

sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.

" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "

by Those Nuts November 16, 2023

selerina

selerina is the most chaotic person ever.she is so sweet yet so keen on fictional stuff,if you know a selerina you are a lucky one.selerina is a very funny,chaotic,sweet person.

person 1: she must be the selerina!
person 2: kind and chaotic..!!

by Yv1scel November 18, 2023