splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.
Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch
by Smashleigh0713 May 02, 2018
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Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke
Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release
by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018
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Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
by SIRKOALA December 01, 2022
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snatch struck

Snatch Struck is in referance to state a male person attains after allowing a member of the female species to use her special influance, this poontang, to override his otherwise better judgement.
He was so snatch struck by that girl, he just sat there with his dick in his hand when she said: "You may think your hot shit in a champagne glass, however you are mearly diarriha in a dixie cup!"
by The Contemporanius epithet April 15, 2006
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snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.
kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!
by littlemactalkingsmack August 17, 2017
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snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 27, 2023
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Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.
I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.
by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018
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