Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable January 24, 2011

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult

"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."

by jhonny window April 24, 2019

Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

by Little loofa August 6, 2016