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Sleepilingus

The act of performing cunnilingus and falling sleep during...but your tongue and fingers do not stop their actions. Often times you are awoken by her gratification (gratification should not be confused with an orgasm, gratification is merely an audible or overt physical reaction, which indicates that you're on the path to mustering an orgasm, but there is still a lot of work (so wake the fuck up). In other words, "hey bro (girl), she's really enjoying this")

Pro Tip: if you don't LOVE cunnilingus, sleepilingus is impossible. So, if your friend tries to tell you he performed sleepilingus on some random last night, but has also said he hates cunnilingus, your friend is a fucking liar, and you shouldn't be friends with him. He probably likes cockilingus which is totally fine, just be honest with your friends, bro, right!? Cool, we're all in agreement. Oh wait, this was a pro tip, sorry got carried away.

Speaking of pro tips, it's a dude with a massive tip on his cock, or it's a guy who tips really well at restaurants, bars, valets, golf caddies, or really anywhere you can slip the tip...but it's not just about the tip, you gotta be a nice guy.
Judy: So how was last night?

Anne: I think I'm in love and let me just tell you, his sleepilingus game is on point! I was quivering and woke him up and then he took it into overdrive and I squirted all over his face, but then mid squirt he opened his mouth and swallowed it all! And you know how I squirt girl, Niagara Falls ain't got shit on me!

Judy: Wait, what!?! Sleepilingus is real?!

Anne: It was real last night went I treated his face like a fucking water park!

Judy: Shit, Anne! Sharing is caring! Don't you forget that, you fucking slut! Love you, bitch!

Anne: He's here right now, come over, girl! I made him a viagra ambien cocktail. You can have his face, I'll take the log and twins.

Judy: I'm 20 minutes away, I'll be there in 5.
by eman6 December 1, 2019
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slapit

Someone who doesn’t care about anything he just gets the job done on his opps
Are let’s go slapit mode
by Slappo October 26, 2019
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Sleeping on your style

Using substances or other, mostly non natural ways to be able to fall asleep at night.
Person 1: I have trouble sleeping, maybe ill drink a little or take the pills my doctor gave me.

Person 2: I see, you have been sleeping on your style for a couple of years now, maybe ill try it out myself but im afraid i wont be able to go back to normal.
by Exchange January 4, 2020
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sleepification

The action of an object inanimate or otherwise making someone fall asleep faster.
The level of sleepification this new bed has is crazy.
by The Kings Life March 6, 2020
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Sleeping Doxy

A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.
Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.
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Sleeping

Turning off your notifications and rewatch Teen Wolf for the 7th time.
Mom I'm sleeping close the lights
by M.9 June 30, 2020
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Sleeping Bag For Sausages

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020
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