skied

1) Rocked it, in a way that Ben Shapiro never has
2) Went high, in like a natural electric way

1) Bruh skied the basket last night
2) Skied the exam, droppin A's

by ben_shaps_whyalwaysdry3 March 31, 2022

sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009

Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"

I went skiing in france.

by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016

Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.

YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"

by AO151 March 5, 2019

ski mogul

Ski mogul in french = une bosse.
Replacement for the slang term 'boss'.

He looked so ski mogul making big jumps off the ski moguls.
She was such a ŠKÎ MÕGŪŁ texting in fancy accents.

by A ski mogul. April 20, 2012

Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.

That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.

by OldCola September 2, 2015