Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
Get the Mid-shift crisismug. A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).
“Fucking A-Shift…”
by Broccoli_800 July 12, 2022
Get the A-Shiftmug. Basically sticking your tongue in someone’s mouth and hoping for the best. Kissing someone but in a non-romantic way, unless you want it to be. A common place for a shift, also known as a meet is at an Irish teenage disco.
by Iamnotafriget November 29, 2019
Get the Shiftmug. 1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.
2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019
Get the Jersey Shiftmug. shift is irish slang mostly used in rural parts of ireland and pretty much anywhere outside of dublin meaning “make out”
(at a disco or party): will you shift my friend
(in a conversation): so buddy did you get the shift last night?
(in a conversation): so buddy did you get the shift last night?
by urmomhehehhehe69 June 12, 2021
Get the shiftmug. When an individual grabs their mate’s willy while looking them in the eyes with unbridled passion and shouts “Shift into…Ban-kai!” then slamming their index finger into their mate’s anus and stimulating the their prostate to help them achieve the best erection possible.
I gazed into my mate’s eyes as I firmly grabbed their willy and shouted “Shift into Bankai!”, slamming my finger into their anus and helping them achieve the fullest erection possible.
by BigEvil13 November 29, 2022
Get the Shift into Bankaimug. No lift shift is a day where your out ripping you 4 wheeler and your ridding balls to the wall (full throttle)
by Big dick swigging November 27, 2018
Get the no lift shiftmug.