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Blargle Shark

Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"

"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."
by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010
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Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
by barnscar1 August 16, 2011
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Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed
Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face
by Gadnuck the destroyer February 25, 2020
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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
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baby shark

a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is
by bigbballs November 4, 2021
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Puppy shark

When you do something cool at the moment but cringe at it later
Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
by The big dumb July 16, 2021
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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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