angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010

cunt scooter

Noun. A hoe that scoots her cunt at every guy she sees.

BT

"That fucking bitch rides cock all over town, what a cunt scooter."

by BTdaKING October 31, 2014

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016

The scoucer

After fucking a girl, punch her in the head and knock her out, after this rob all the shit she has in her house and get the fuck out of there!!!

"hey where did you get your new tv?"
"well I met this girl the other night..."
"did you pull The scoucer?"
"yep"

by Scouceness May 20, 2016

little scooter

big dick

i love his little scooter

by bla b la January 17, 2017

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017