Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?

by DJEagle June 25, 2018

Running of the Bears

A far-less known event that takes place each July in an undisclosed place and region, where humanity's worst converge in one place to commit unjustifiable acts for their "Master."

GABE: Have you heard about what our leaders do over there in Bohemian Grove? I saw online just the other day that they engage in the Running of the Bears.
JACK: That's interesting! What's that about?
GABE: You don't wanna know, buddy.

by The Skull of Brutal Honesty June 3, 2018

running to home

Making it passed third base but not fully hitting a home run. Dry humping/Just the tip

Michelle: Did you guys fuck yet?
Chloe: No, but we were running to home.

by daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 20, 2018

Runnings

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.

Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.

by Shuaman November 2, 2018

Running from the Buhls

This is like the tradition “Running with the bulls”, except it involves a woman or women running from “buhls”. The buhls represent a bunch of horny dudes tryna pound some Krabby patties.

Shaqueefa: I had such a fab weekend. My boyfriend treated me to a nice Mongolian battering ram (See Mongolian Battering Ram) and even gave me a nice Cleveland Steamer. What a gentleman!!

Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.

Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

Running Rich

1.A vagina that stinks more than usual.
2.A woman's stink hole usually accompanied by brown pussy juice.

Shit Julie was Running Rich last night. With a stinky ass pussy like that she should change her name to MaryJane Rotten Crouch. Christ wash that dried cum out of you blown out snatch. You should take a pic of that and send it to Beaver hunt...those older than 40 know what that is.... Google it.

by Doin yo momma January 12, 2019

Running in the run

The act of getting out of the shower and running to your room naked whilst finding time to send a nude to your partner.

Guy 1: How the fuck has Rhys managed to get a nude to sent to Rou right after he got out the shower?
Guy 2: He must have gone running in the run

by BaguetteAnonymous April 7, 2019