Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!
by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass April 19, 2019

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018

when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.
911: what’s your emergency
Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming
Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming
by Booty man 69 May 7, 2018

To masturbate with ones left hand whilst repeatedly punching oneself in the face with ones right hand. Thus giving the impression of another person wanking thou, whilst beating the shit out thou.
Boy in school with 2 black eyes and spunksoaked trousers is asked by the teacher: " were you away rapewanking (rape wank) yourself in the toilets again you dirty little shite?"
by Spunksoakedtrousers July 19, 2010

When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.
When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.
by Sadie Enward October 20, 2021

She put one of my hands around her neck and the other on her clit then said "Take your little rape bunny "
by Goodnessgatsby June 18, 2019

by raped idiot January 27, 2008
