keeping the rent low 

Negligent discharge of firearms close or inside urban rental property, be intentional or not intentional.

Playing loud music and watching pornography on high volume.

Better exicuted if your neighbors are as cool as you.

Guy 1: "Hey neighbor, did you hear a gun shot last night?"

Guy 2: " That was me keeping the rent low. Friend in apartments up the block said they raised his rent"

keeping the rent low by Ndotktrl August 3, 2022

keeping the rent low 

In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).

Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.

Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent

Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*

Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low

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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low

keeping the rent low by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

I don’t remember our rent being due by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024

E. Cheapus Rentucabrus 

E. Cheapus rentucabrus

Distinguishing characteristics: invertebrate, deeply concave chest, extensive stretch marks, and crusty lazy eyes.

E. Cheapus rentucabrus takes pride in its ability to feed off its girlfriend to pay its mortgage.

It is also known to humble brag as frequently as possible and leave unanswered the calls of the dying.

What E. Cheapus Rentucabrus might say:

“Dude, my girlfriend pays rent and it goes straight towards my mortgage, dude.”

E. Cheapus Rentucabrus by FUKKKKKXO December 25, 2021

Bonkunoun. rent [noun] an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip [noun] a tear or hole. 

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Bonkunoun. rent noun an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip noun a tear or hole.

Bonkunoun. rent [noun] an old word for a tear (in clothes etc). rip [noun] a tear or hole. by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

You’ren’t 

The contraction of “you are not”.

You’ren’t actually gonna enter this into urban dictionary are you??

You’ren’t by MiniRoweBoat February 17, 2021

We’ren’t 

We already have we aren’t from we are not

We already have we’re from we are

it’s kind of a staple in the English language that “not” can get simplified to “n’t” (Ex. Hadn’t haven’t shouldn’t aren’t)

So why not shorten the phrase again to just 1 syllable: We’ren’t

We’ren’t going to the store

We’ren’t by DrLips May 27, 2023