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Dirty Peter

Why the hell are you here? Put your phone down and pay attention to class.
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dirty peter

A male that has feces on his penis from anal sex or his his penis has been pooped on.
That guy Al is a dirty peter, I saw him coming out of the bathroom stall with Johnson.
by slinky30 July 30, 2008
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Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
by T_rump_supporter April 18, 2013
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PETER MARTON

Oh, that's not Peter Marton? He can't be the best then.
by OLIVIA MADRID January 12, 2008
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Peter

"who's that person over there"

"must be a peter"
"why"
"he's just awesome"
by herkys November 5, 2011
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Peterborough

A smallish town/city in England - 80 miles north of London.

Was once a fairly respecticable town, but now home to chavs -

Peterborough is also home to an extremley large illegal immigrant population that can be found in "little karachi" which is concerntrated on lincoln road

Peterborough has no worthwhile attractions apart from its cathedral and ethnic minority chavs - and ladettes who enjoy shagging ethnic minority chav's in the park
Guy 1: Shall we go to peterborough?
Guy 2: no way dude - that place is full of them chavs and illegals dude
by Davesom555 September 6, 2005
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Peter Boyle

(1) Real actor, starred in Young Frankenstein and Everybody Loves Raymond.

(2) Slang: NOT a reference to the actor. Sounds like "peter boil" = non-fatal STD or a male who has one.
(1) Peter Boyle has played Frankenstein's Monster and Raymond's father. But, remember, it's Frahn-ken-steen!

(2) I know for a FACT that Peter Boyle has NEVER had a peter boil.
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