Peter

Peter is a guy who will always be by your side depending on how you treat him. He is such a loyal guy, but watch out, one wrong move and you won’t be friends with him. Usually no girls like him,but one girl is usually into him. He will always stay by peoples side no matter what is going through his head. If you earn his trust never break it. He is so nice and mean at the same time. Always an AP student and will never study for any reason. If you have a Peter never let him go. Or find a Peter.

Girl 1: You know peter? the nice guyyy
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes he’s super nice. i kinda like him

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up you whore
Peter: hey don’t talk to any girl like that you hear me or we gon have to throw hands

by FramedPhoto March 2, 2019

Peter

Italion boyo who likes jazz. Plays with LEGOs at age 15 and is obsessed with star wars, superheros, and pokemon. Friends with a ton of indians. Is in band. Has lots of friends but isn't popular.

Bro Peter is so swaggy.

Damn bro why u spittin straight facts.

by Pedtr May 9, 2020

Saint Peter's Launching Pad

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

by Mredria December 24, 2007

Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.

"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"

by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010

get peter harvey

A phrase originating in get medieval, 'getting Peter Harvey' on someone is extremely violently teaching them a lesson. A reference to the British teacher Peter Harvey who went balls-to-the-wall mental at a 14-year-old student who swore at him, teaching the boy a lesson he wouldn't soon forget (namely by breaking his skull with a 3 kilogram dumbell while shouting 'die die die').

Person 1: Oi, you see that idiot over there who was talking crap about me earlier?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I'm gonna get Peter Harvey on his arse.

by I Define The Internet May 1, 2010

Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004

Little Peter

The short term name given to a young African child when their penis is small and not cercumsised.

Jesus Christ, look at is Little Peter!

by Zotec August 23, 2007