ptext

Texting whilst having a poo. A way of saving precious minutes in your day to get the important things done.

Whilst on the toilet, i sent a ptext to aj to sort out the evenings plans

by ibudgie July 30, 2009

pthu

Pre Test Hook Up

"Sarah got an A on her chem test!"
"Yeah, that's because of her PTHU."

by pumkinfish November 20, 2013

Pterodactylectomy

An operation in which the physician makes an incision above the anterior lobiscus muscle and removes the pterodactyl from the human body.

After his pterodactylectomy, Bob took a week off of work and lost his appetite for lamb.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

PT8O

An unnecessary short way of spelling "Potato".

I just can't win in this game, my skill is pt8o.

by Deconimus November 9, 2016

PTCD

Acronym: "Post Traumatic Cunt Disorder"

When you're out with your significant other and see something that brings on a memory from a bad relationship.

Me: "Seeing those gaudy shoes reminds me of that narcissist I used to date."

Friend: "that's some PTCD dude!"

by MikeZ! January 1, 2017

Ptfys

Abbreviation for "pretend to fuck you soon." Used when you're done sexting someone, but plan to sext them again. The sexting equivalent of ttyl.

J: That was a great sexting session. I came so hard. We have to do this again soon.
K: Hell yeah. I gotta go. Ptfys

by Sexter123 June 12, 2017

PTed

Hes a fedorolly that sucks at life. hes a goober and a bitch ass hoe. he only hangs with guys cause hes lowkey in the closet .

Fuck that nigga pted he a fed and a bitch

by Dangerslays August 31, 2017